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Christmas Jokes!
What did the snowman say to the other snowman?
Can you smell carrots?
Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
Because he had a low "elf" esteem!
Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners?
"Rude"-olph!
What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A broken drum, you just can't beat it!
What athlete is warmest in winter?
A long jumper
Why did no one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay?
Because they were two deer!
What do elves learn at school?
The elf-abet!
Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars?
Because their days are numbered
What kind of motorbike does
Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson!
What did Santa do when he went speed dating?
He pulled a cracker!
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