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What did the snowman say to the other snowman?
Can you smell carrots?
Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
Because he had a low "elf" esteem!
Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners?
What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A broken drum, you just can't beat it!
What athlete is warmest in winter?
A long jumper
Why did no one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay?
Because they were two deer!
What do elves learn at school?
Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars?
Because their days are numbered
What kind of motorbike does
A Holly Davidson!
What did Santa do when he went speed dating?
He pulled a cracker!
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