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Christmas Jokes!

What did the snowman say to the other snowman?
Can you smell carrots?

Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
Because he had a low "elf" esteem!

Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners?

What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A broken drum, you just can't beat it!

What athlete is warmest in winter?
A long jumper

Why did no one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay?
Because they were two deer!

What do elves learn at school?
The elf-abet!

Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars?
Because their days are numbered

What kind of motorbike does

Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

What did Santa do when he went speed dating?
He pulled a cracker!

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